I was actually gonna make Koki Goku and make him flail around Sanzo Kame. Haha, but well, he is KAT-TUN's resident gangsta, so he gets to be the bad guy. And Junno can annoy the rest with his puns instead of 'harahetaaa'

Write this AU and you can have my soul...lol, not an amazing bargain, but it's all I can offer.